Shoes gives me the blues,
Shoes makes me blow a fuse,
Shoes is a hopping crazy kangaroo,
Shoes is just taboo
Shoes is unlike silky shampoo,
Shoes is like bad news,
Shoes is heading to Santa-Cruz,
Shoes is now leaving for Peru,
Shoes is really only concerned for her own reviews,
Shoes is lighting my fuse,
Shoes is not going to stand in the queue,
Shoes is like a cow who just moos and moos,
Shoes is allergic to schmooze,
Shoes is forming a coup,
Shoes is driving me to booze,
Shoes is never willing to defuse,
Shoes is showing no concern for what she will lose,
Shoes is only concerned with shooting through,
And almost everyone of these shoes
Makes my feet feel quite bruised.
Shoes makes me blow a fuse,
Shoes is a hopping crazy kangaroo,
Shoes is just taboo
Shoes is unlike silky shampoo,
Shoes is like bad news,
Shoes is heading to Santa-Cruz,
Shoes is now leaving for Peru,
Shoes is really only concerned for her own reviews,
Shoes is lighting my fuse,
Shoes is not going to stand in the queue,
Shoes is like a cow who just moos and moos,
Shoes is allergic to schmooze,
Shoes is forming a coup,
Shoes is driving me to booze,
Shoes is never willing to defuse,
Shoes is showing no concern for what she will lose,
Shoes is only concerned with shooting through,
And almost everyone of these shoes
Makes my feet feel quite bruised.
Hubby just added:
This is old news for shoes
Fun...guessing you wear fancy heels???
ReplyDeleteToo fancy for this girl.
ReplyDeleteGreat poem. I'd much rather be barefoot... Thanks for the laugh.
ReplyDeleteMe too especially at the beach on a hot sunny day.
DeleteGreat poem and so so true! I love shoes but of course the ones I like are never comfortable or I buy them because they feel good in the store and when I get them home I'm like "really, who's feet tried these on in the store?"
ReplyDeleteI love shoes but sometimes what they look and feel like in the store is not quite the same.
DeleteAhhhh..i have a love/hate relationship with heels. They are so beautiful, but so painful! What a fun poem! Thanks for sharing your thoughts on shoes!
ReplyDeleteHigh heels are certainly beautiful but sometimes they can be a killer.
DeleteI, too, love shoes, and my 7-year old daughter now has a shoe themed bedroom- I think she might have it worse than me though!
ReplyDeleteOh how cute! It's funny what we pass on to our daughters.
DeleteI shared my poem with my favorite cousin...costume designer...shoe affectionato....she too is smiling tonight!
ReplyDeleteIt's great when we can share smiles with family over the poems we write.
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